LEARN TO CROON

In days of old when knights were bold
fair ladies were enraptured
by stirring deeds of chivalry and daring.
But nowadays in other ways
sweet maids are won and captured.
You'll hear the best authorities declaring:

Learn to croon if you want to win your heart's desire,
sweet melodies of love inspire romance.
Just murmur, "Boo boo boo boo boo" and when you do
she'll answer, "Boo boo boo boo boo" and nestle closer to you.
Learn to croon, you'll eliminate each rival soon.
If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon, learn to croon.

Learn to croon if you want to win you heart's desire,
sweet melodies of love inspire romance.
Just whisper, "You're so marvellous" and then when you do
She'll answer, "You're so wonderful" and nestle closer to you.
Learn to croon, you'll eliminate each rival soon.
If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon, learn to croon.

- Sam Cosl